Showing posts with label Darren Shahlavi. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Darren Shahlavi. Show all posts
Thursday, August 25, 2011

Tactical Force (2011)

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Tagline:

This drill just got real.

Movie Review:

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I had looked forward to this ever since it appeared on IMDB a few months ago. Steve Austin, Michael Jai White and most interestingly Michael Shanks all together in a SWAT action film. It sounded good on paper and I've enjoyed Austin's DTV work more than most people, so I had high hopes for Tactical Force. Plus I got a real kick out of seeing Shanks listed alongside those wrestler and martial arts types!

Hunt, Blanco and Jannard (Michael Jai White, Steve Bacic and Lexa Doig) are members of a SWAT team headed by Tate (Steve Austin). When called to the scene of a store robbery, Tate and his colleagues throw away the rule book and go in all guns blazing, killing most of the suspects and causing a quarter of a million dollars worth of stock damage in hilarious fashion. The Chief (Peter Bryant) is unimpressed, and not being swayed by the fact that they rescued all the hostages, demands that the team go for retraining - part of which is physical exercises at a training facility (essentially an abandoned warehouse).

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Unknown to them, Russian bad guy Demetrius (Michael Shanks) is already on the scene with his double-crossing goon Kenny (Michael Eklund) trying to locate a hidden package. To make matters more complicated, a rival gang of Italian criminals led by Lampone (Adrian Holmes, also in Austin's Hunt to Kill) and Storato (played by regular DTV bad guy Darren Shahlavi) are also there to retrieve the same package. These armed but fairly non-threatening bad guys shouldn't be a match for a team of elite SWAT, except for one thing: Tate and co. only have non-lethal training ammunition with them. And it doesn't help that both sets of bad guys call in their own re-enforcements...

This was amusing, and stupid (and cheap), but really quite fun. Honestly I was smiling the whole way through this. A lot of the time it was a "I can't believe they just said/did that" smile but there was also a few "that was pretty cool" smiles. The main point: I was smiling, which means I enjoyed it. From the beginning that was like a team version of the opening scene in Cobra, through to the final humorous camaraderie about how they are going to get fired, I was having fun with this. The action is why we are here though and it's all pretty decent quality. I can believe somebody would hire Austin as a SWAT team leader; he certainly has the physique for it. So does Michael Jai White, who brings the house down with his one liner at the end before firing an obscenely large weapon ("Wait, I need a line..... okay, I got one!").

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Steve Austin gets the lead role but in general, everybody gets a chance to show off their skills to some degree in this. The only downside is that that means we only get one real decent fight from Austin and Jai White especially, and not against each other as they are on the same team. Austin does get to go toe to toe with another wrestler, Keith Jardine, who is fairly new to DTV (he was in Death Warrior, Unrivaled and again with Austin in the upcoming Recoil) but he does a decent job as the hired thug. In fact he delivers lines better than Austin, though I don't think he could pull off a leading role. I'm happy to be proven wrong, though. The other two members of the team Jannard and Blanco are both sassy and slightly annoying, though don't take centre stage very often. I wonder if an Austin and Jai White buddy comedy would work?

I loved Michael Shanks in this. I'm a big Stargate SG-1 nerd and have watched Shanks lend himself to a few SyFy channel movies too, but to see him in an action movie - with a hilarious Russian accent, no less - was a great laugh. To these eyes, he stole the show, and was easily the most likeable and lively character of the bunch. He has a way of making everyone else he talks to seem stupid, even with a comedy accent. His partner in crime (literally) is Ilya, played by the quite striking Candace Elaine, who channels the likes of Trinity from the Matrix and Katya - Jeremy Irons' girl in Die Hard 3 - as she is the first to brutally draw blood in the movie.

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I guess some downsides would be the cheapness of the production in certain aspects. Every scene change involves a bad side-wipe effect that grated after a while. Being modern DTV it is of course filmed on digital HD cameras, but that's not hugely a problem as most of the movie is filmed interior, and thankfully the ADHD directing technique so frequently used in modern action films was not evident here, although some of the fights were a little too closely zoomed. Peter Bryant as Chief Barnett was an.. interesting choice for the Captain. He was funny but just didn't have the presence to do the "I aughta nail your arse to the wall!" type of Captaining. Seriously they need to iron out Ronny Cox again for these roles, he was great in One Man Force.

This is a good time. Austin isn't the strongest actor but he brings the beef well enough, and there's plenty laughs to be had (some intentional, some not) and the action is perfectly solid. I'll watch Michael Jai White kick shit anytime, even if it's only in one or two scenes. The gunplay was fine, the use of the tiny budget was well done - there's about three locations in total, and how much can an abandoned warehouse cost to rent? - and the comical bad guys were fun, especially Shanks' hamming it up as Demetrius. Oh, and there's a car chase! Worth checking out.

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The Video:

Well what can I say; it's modern DTV filmed on HD cameras, it looks fine and sharp with no obvious issues. Sounds great as well. Runtime 90 mins. approx.

Sourced From:

Region 1 disc hot off the press!

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Friday, May 13, 2011

Mortal Kombat: Legacy (Episodes I - IV, 2011)

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Tagline:

They came from different places, different worlds. But they all came for the same purpose: To fight!

Show Review:

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When I first heard about a new Mortal Kombat it was just as everyone else found out. From out of nowhere, a trailer dropped (see below) that starred Michael Jai White as Captain Jackson Briggs aka Jax, a police detective profiling some most wanted types in the out-of-control Deacon city; Reptile a disfigured serial killer, Baraka a psychotic doctor, Johnny Cage a failed action movie star who ended up being decapitated by Baraka and Scorpion, a man hellbent on gaining revenge against Sub-Zero. Even Sonya Blade and Shang Tsung were thrown into the mix. The trailer showed only glimpses of what would be possible if a full series or movie were commissioned but it got a lot of people talking, including me.

On April 12th, Internet media company Machinima.com started showing on YouTube a brand new series Mortal Kombat: Legacy, comprising ten episodes of ten minutes length each. Some of the actors and plot has changed from the trailer; thankfully Johnny Cage is no longer dead and Baraka appears to now be a demon - both changes for the better. Michael Jai White stayed on to play Jax again and along with him are many known faces; Jeri Ryan (the Borg 'Seven of Nine' on Star Trek: Voyager) reprising her role as Sonya Blade, Matt Mullins (Bloodfist 2050) as kickboxing movie star Johnny Cage, a role he is just poured into. The killer criminal Kano is played by Darren Shahlavi, who was the bad guy in Seagal's latest movie. Not shown by episode four are others like Ian Anthony Dale (Tekken) as Scorpion and Ryan Robbins (the werewolf from SyFy's Sanctuary) as Raiden, a role I'm very curious to see played out by him as I just can't picture it.

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The first two episodes deal with Jax, Sonya and Kano; Kano is holding Sonya hostage in a warehouse and Jax and his SWAT team go in to rescue her. It's of course not easy as Kano's henchman attack and Kano himself takes on Jax in a great display of kickfighting. I started wondering how the series was going to play out as it was all very 'earthy' so far, and if you know the game you will know that the tournament is held in another dimension called Outworld, not in a warehouse in a run down American city. That's when a shock grenade that looks very out-of-the-ordinary detonates in a flash that takes out half the SWAT. In a final fight with Kano, Jax rips his right eye out before being (supposedly) blown up. The last thing we see is Kano being dragged away by forces unknown, laid on a table and having the famous cyborg eye implant attached.

The third episode is brilliant and plays a bit like JCVD's self-titled movie. Johnny Cage is an action star who can't get work and has put together a footage reel of a reality series he wants to make; In the Cage . He funded the trailer with his own money but his producers can't see it working and dump him. Cage even references Seagal's Lawman series ("No-one ever does anything in it!") and pleads for a chance but is hung out to dry. That's when he hears in the other room the producers pitching his idea to a new up-and-coming glamour girl as a 'tough chick' show. Cage loses it and beats the hell out of the guys before fleeing the scene, now on the run. Mullin's kickboxing skills are some of the absolute best that I have ever seen on screen - astonishingly fast at times. I was impressed in Bloodfist 2050 with him and he's just gotten better.

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The fourth episode is a strange hybrid of live action and Japanese-style violent anime and it works well. This is the Mortal Kombat I was expecting; a 'fantasy' world setting in the Netherrealm, with appearances by Shang Tsung and Shao Kahn, the lord of the underworld, ninjas galore and demons like Baraka. After decimating a nearby world, Shao Kahn takes Queen Sindel hostage and as his wife. She brings with her a baby daughter, Kitana, who Shao Kahn clones a sister, Mileena, using Tarkatan blood (Tarkatan's being a cross-breed of human and Neatherrealm folk) and trains them himself as warriors. The live action is interspersed with the animation well and both serve different purposes; live action for much of the narrative and anime for much of the over-the-top action, though by the end we do see Mileena and Kitana about to square off.

There's been a lot of game fanboy bitching about the series on the Internet. Socrpion's costume doesn't look right. Baraka looks like an orc from Lord of the Rings. Sonya isn't hot enough. All those people can have a coke and a smile because these episodes are the best Mortal Kombat representations on film thus far. Sure some of the acting is over the top (Kano and Shao Kahn especially), but what I've seen in the first four episodes so far has gotten me really excited to see the remaining six. Michael Jai White as Jax and Matt Mullins as Johnny Cage are inspired choices. The whole series looks far more expensive than it probably is, a testament to the work that has gone into it.

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The links are below for you to watch, so be sure to check them out. It won't cost you anything but your time, and at ten minutes each you won't even have time to finish your coffee. Hopefully you'll be as impressed with the series as I am, and there are a lot of cool characters from the game like Sub-Zero, Cyrax and Raiden still to come.

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The Video:

The YouTube 1080p stream on my flatscreen looks fantastic. Sharp lines, crisp colours and deep blacks. A punching stereo soundtrack. Each episodes runs about 10 minutes.

Sourced From:

You can watch all episodes online!

Saturday, November 6, 2010

Born to Raise Hell (2010)

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Tagline:

A duty to protect. A hunt for vengeance.

Back of DVD:

A hardcore Interpol agent (Steven Seagal) is assigned to an Eastern European task force to target gun traffickers and drug barons that operate throughout the Balkans. While investigating a Russian gun dealer, his team is caught in a bloody street war between a Gypsy gang and the Russians, leaving one task force member dead. Fuelled with vengeance, he embarks on an deadly mission to settle the score with the ruthless criminals that took his friend's life.

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Movie Review:

Man I love Steven Seagal. He is a constant source of entertaining DTV action movies. Sure some are way better than others (Urban Justice is far better than Attack Force) but the guy goes out there once, twice sometimes three times a year and makes 90 minutes of solid action for the punters. Most people left Seagal back when he had a ponytail during Under Siege, or at a stretch, Under Siege 2. I'm as much to blame as anyone for that, and to Mr. Seagal if you are reading - I am sorry for losing my faith. You did all the collaboration-with-rappers movies that were popular in the late 90's and I just tuned out. Then as far as I was aware you faded into obscurity.

But no, he was out there, keeping it real on VHS and DVD. He cut his hair and put on some weight, but that happens to the best of us. And besides he's been a cop for twenty years, all they eat are donuts and frown on long hair so is he really to blame? He did get gradually lazier with his martial arts on screen and even line delivery, employing some pretty average post-production dubbing and obvious stunt doubles, but his last few movies have been correcting that issue adequately. The man also knows his range and sticks by it, which I applaud. Whilst other action heroes like Jean-Claude Van Damme and Arnold Schwarzenegger have tried to mix it up a bit, Seagal has stayed true to his capabilities. This could say a lot about JCVD and Arnie as their ventures outside pure action have generally, in my opinion, been a success (Hmm, well Twins was fun but Jingle All the Way?), but it does say a lot about Seagal who knows what he can do and knows what his fans want. Though let's try and forget Against the Dark, shall we?

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I could talk about Seagal for ages but Vern did it much better than I could in his excellent book Seagalogy: A Study of the Ass-Kicking Films of Steven Seagal, which I urge everyone to read. This is Seagal's latest movie Born to Raise Hell. Another classy title that doesn't really fit the subject matter (Pistol Whipped, anyone?) but the movie generally ticks all the right boxes.

  • Seagal is holding a pistol on the cover and looking determined.
  • The movie was filmed in an Eastern European country, this time Romania.
  • He is an Interpol agent.
  • He is involved with a number of drug busts.
  • He goes to a strip club. That's owned by a drug dealer.
  • His partner gets killed. Twice.
  • He avenges the dead partners by breaking the law.
  • He has a wife half his age and we have to watch them have awkward sex.
  • A grenade causes a fireball explosion that isn't CG.
  • Girls with machine guns.

One of the boxes that shouldn't be ticked but is, is the dubbing and stunt double usage box. I personally didn't notice the dubbing but other reviewers have so I guess it's there. The stunt double is fairly obvious and out of the four main fights is in two of them. This means Born to Raise Hell is a step back from A Dangerous Man which I don't remember having much if any of either, but at least it is nowhere near as bad as Out for a Kill. Still, any dubbing is pretty inexcusable when he did both write and produce the movie. Surely he could have gotten it right during filming.

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On with the movie itself. It starts in Bucharest, Romania and instantly it is obvious we will be treated to that familiar ADD style of editing. Lot's of pauses, flashes, intentionally skipped frames, typing sounds when text crawls onto the screen etc. See my review of The Contractor for another movie that suffers from this. Luckily though it does peter out a bit after the first act, though never entirely. Seagal works at a drug taskforce headquarters and according to the monologue his job has become harder since September 11, 2001 as terrorists attacks are funded by drug sales. His partner was killed six months earlier and he "will find who was responsible". He is being assigned a new partner today and they go on a drug bust.

They break into the suspects apartment and after ordering their weapons dropped ("Mother fucker I'm speaking English!") Seagal reprimands his new partner for not securing the scene. One guy tries to escape by driving his motorbike - which was inside the house - out the front window. Seagal kicks him down and the bike smashes out the window with no driver. Taking the suspect back to headquarters, Seagal learns of two lots of bad guys out there. One is a top level drug manufacturer, Dimitri, who uses gorgeous supermodels to smuggle his drugs through airports, and the other is a drug dealer, Costel, who favours violent home invasions to steal money to buy drugs from the other guy. The suspect cuts a deal to lead Seagal's team to Dimitri and send him in as bait. It goes a bit pear shaped and Seagal has to break a few noses and throw a guy through a park bench.

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Seagal is pretty unfazed through the whole movie, though this does work to his advantage in delivering some dry humour. Seagal finally arrests Dimitri on little more than possession of a deadly weapon. Dimitri has played this game before and in an effort to prove police brutality to expedite a quick release, smashes his own head into the car window. Seagal says nothing more than "Damn. This arsehole will bleed on my seats." Champagne comedy, Steve!

The second act of the movie is actually focussed more on the brewing conflict between Dimitri's gang of mainly hot women with machine guns and Costel's gang of three-day-old growth slimeballs. I know who I'd root for and eventually it gets to boiling point after Costel kills Dimitri's wife. Seagal is absent for a lot of this, but thankfully does feature prominently in the third act.

It's not obvious that the new partner will die until one moment when he tells Seagal that his wife is pregnant. That's like showing photos of your kids, running up stairs in a horror movie or wearing a red shirt on Star Trek. The guy is as good as dead and soon gets gunned down by Costel's thugs. Now we have both Seagal and Dimitri out for blood, and in a gentlemanly agreement, they work together to take down Costel and his associates.

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Although I did say that there was a stunt double in this, Seagal does still kick arse and take names, especially in the fights without the double (or less obvious use of the double). Plenty of patented Seagal Slap-fu in this movie, a few snapped arms and guys thrown into walls. He tries to go to dinner with his twenty-something year old wife and gets attacked. After beating everyone senseless he says to his wife "This is why I don't like to eat out." Brilliant! Then they have extremely awkward, sweaty sex in which Seagal doesn't even take his jacket off. Man I wish he would stop doing these scenes, but at least they are funny.

So this is a by-the-numbers Seagal DTV action flick. I was only mildly disappointed in that it wasn't as good as A Dangerous Man from 2009, or Driven to Kill aka Ruslan from 2009, but it was better than The Keeper... from 2009 (a busy year evidently for Steven). Go in to this with the standard Seagal DTV expectations and you'll have a good time.

On a related note, check out this pretty funny fake Seagal movie poster site. I really liked Under Siege X: "Casey Ryback was cryogenically frozen by the government to protect our future." Now THAT sounds like an awesome movie.

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The Video:

Same as all his other recent ones. Filmed in digital HD and as clear as a whistle with a pounding soundtrack.

Sourced From:

Amazon.co.uk on pre-order for about six pounds.

Trailer:

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